You can make a haiku out of anything. During a particularly bored spell, I spent an hour or so constructing haikus from the hundreds of spam emails that fill my in-box and ‘junk’ folders. Pathetic, yes, but damned entertaining all the same — and some of the final results weren’t too shabby. Put worthless span to creative use and try it yourself!


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No experience needed
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Exclusive pill spot

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Work telescopy
Mr. administrator
Flexibility

Remote assistant
Your past effort to assist
Get a dish TV

Beans about coffee
Reunited, it feels good
Ornaments are ranked

Clarisa Burt talks
The average credit score
The buzz in your ears

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Huge savings in bargain books
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Ready to break out
Someone is searching for you
Hey dawg, prove your love

I didn’t forget
If you die, love continues
Thanks and God bless you