Self-titled. Six songs. Produced by Alex Newport. Easily the best musical offering in the past 25 years. I stake my reputation on it.

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All proceeds fund our “re-birther movement,” a radical political platform that believes President Obama was created in a lab by Jewish lesbian abortion doctors funded by the healthcare lobby to rile rednecks across the nation into baseless conspiracy theories should the popular vote go to a black man.

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