I have several working excuses as to why this blog has not been updated in more than 3 months (feel free to pick one): A botched attempt at a novel, a writer’s workshop at NYU that has resulted in three newly completed short stories, and a completed studio album that I recorded with my band. Not to mention the myriad responsibilities of work (the magazine’s monthly page-count has gone up and so have my hours - in 2009 no less, who would’a thunk it?). Seriously, I’ve been busy.

Here’s where I hop onto today’s popular platitudes of change. I’ve updated the site, including the addition of all my previously published fiction for your unfettered perusal (just click on the ‘Fiction’ tab near the upper left for downloadable PDFs). I will also be injecting myself with the blogger’s cyber-equivalent of an infinity/super-soldier formula which will force me, via a series of Pavlovian shock responses (henceforth referred to as the “Protestant’s guilt”) to somehow return this site to its previous productivity standards. It is spring, after all. Stay tuned.